Name: Michael K. Hoblin Jr.
School/Year: Fordham University '15
Major: Undeclared/ Intended Computer Science
Relationship Status: Taken
What he's looking for in a significant other: Cute, Caring, Happy girl that likes snuggling….and is ok with some of my geekier interests
Why he picked Fordham: I’ve wanted to go to Fordham since Kindergarten because my parents met here. I love the campus, the people, and Sodexo.
Campus Involvement: ROTC Cadet, Pershing Rifles, and Ranger Challenge Team.
Hobbies: Running, drawing, singing, dancing, pretending I’m too masculine to sing and dance, and is Reddit a hobby?
Favorite Pick-Up Line: I think pick up lines are disgusting and that they objectify women. What truly matters is getting to know what’s on the inside of a person. A pickup line simply circumvents this process by attempting to get physical affection before truly getting to know someone. (Works every time.)
What is your guilty pleasure? Taking naps in a hot bath tub….texting in the shower.
What is one thing that you do not understand about the opposite sex? Why girls get away with everything that they don’t let you get away with.
What is your hidden talent? Untangling Slinkies.
If you were forced to sing karaoke, what song would you sing? "I Want It That Way", Backstreet Boys…. And there’s no need to force.
Do you prefer to make the first move or have her come to you? I prefer to make the first move, the chase is always half the fun. People always place dates on when they first officially started dating, they don’t seem to realize that you’re relationship with that person (on an individual level more so than as a couple) truly begins and starts growing when you realize that this is the person you want to be with.
What's on your Fordham bucket list? I want to rappel off of Keating, but let’s keep that between us.
What is the best way a girl can get your attention? By just being herself and not trying to impress anyone. I prefer a girl who’s dressed cutely and comfortably as opposed to one who’s frozen ass is about to fall out of the 2 inches of skirt that she thought was a good idea to wear out….in January.
What is your flirting technique? I’m a quirky guy. I talk about the things that interest and inspire me, not the ones that I think are impressive. I’d like to hope that women find it endearingly different from the guys that they’re used to getting hit on by, and even go so far as trust me a bit more because of my genuine honesty and confidence in who I am as a person
What is your life motto? That every guy who writes "YOLO" here should be immediately disregarded and subject to a public humiliation on campus.