The first week of freshman year is an exhilarating and monumental life experience. From move in day to thirsty Thursday your brain is bound to be spinning with foreign thoughts. But no matter how you are feeling, there is no need to fret collegiette! Embrace the start of your four year adventure because these are thoughts all freshman have the first week of college.
1. Hello fresh new start! R.I.P to that high school girl you used to see, her days are SO over.
2. I’m sure I will fit in sporting my Class of 2019 T-shirt to go along with my student ID lanyard around my neck. I am the definition of school spirit.
3. Mom, after eating in the cafeteria, I swear I will never again neglect the love you have poured into my marinara smothered lasagna and sautéed veggies.
4. Do all four of these picture collages ensure people really do like me from home?
5. What in the world am I going to say for my annoying ice breaker fun fact? I’m positive no will care that my father’s cousin’s child’s stepmom is the creator of fried pickles.
6. Does this Instagram scream that I am definitely having the time of my life?
7. Someone please tell me how my high school wake up call was 6 AM, but I cannot even manage to move from bed for my 10 AM class.
8. Is it possible I’ll prevent the Freshman 15 by staring at my stomach in the mirror 15 times a day?
9. Hopefully my roommate won’t judge my snoring skills and chewed-up baby blanket.
10. How can a single book cost more than prom, my dress and prom weekend combined?
11. Is it safe to poop in this bathroom?
12. I better be so missed that my dog pees of excitement once I walk through the door Thanksgiving break.
13. Hmm, it is 5 o’clock somewhere right?
14. I finally don’t have to hide my Cosmo magazine. My mom’s eyes would burn if she knew I read 15 New Summer Sex Moves.
15. Eating at the pizza place is definitely a social event. What a great atmosphere to make true friends.
16. Does going to the gym require looking cute?
17. Four years is definitely an ideal amount of time to meet my future husband/wife.