Let’s face it, Drunk You has no limits or concept of reality––but who’s to say that’s a bad thing!? If Drunk You is Sober You’s mortal enemy, maybe it’s time you reconsidered all of the great things that Drunk You has done for Sober You. Need a refresher? Read below and check out the 17 reasons why Drunk You is the absolute best you:
Drunk You is honestly a master chef
Should we dip these carrots in cream cheese? Hell yes, we should!
Drunk You can always find the pizza
Who cares if it’s 4 in the morning!? You’ll find the nearest open pizza place.
Drunk You really care about your BFFs
…and send them drunk texts that make no f*cking sense.
Drunk You is confident as f*ck
You have no problem ignoring people who try to bring you down.
Drunk You can make friends with everyone
We aren’t just talking about the girls in the bathroom––we’re also referring to your Uber driver and the delivery guy!
Drunk You always shares your snack
Because you probably strongly overestimated how hungry you were.
Drunk You looks out for Sober You
Hey, maybe you texted your ex… but you also washed your face and that’s the most important thing, right?
Drunk You loves to give out compliments
“Hey, you! You are just so f*cking beautiful, oh my god!!!” *Hugs stranger*
Drunk You takes ‘shoe rack’ to the next level
Cause, duh! It only makes sense to put your heels in the fridge.
Drunk You can turn even the most random places into a bed
That cold, wooden corner? PERFECT place to sleep tonight!!!
Drunk You leaves Sober You great surprises for the next morning
Called your ex nine times last night? Wow! Awesome!! #Nice
Drunk You can be a complete and total psychopath
And you don’t care who sees it! If they can’t handle you at your worst, they don’t deserve you at your best…
Drunk You thinks Sober You’s problems just don’t matter
“If you ain’t talkin’ whiskey, we don’t wanna talk!” *Dances away from haters*
Drunk You has NO problem flirting with the handsome stranger next to you
Hey! That could be the love of your flippin’ life.
Drunk You never forgets to appreciate your loved ones
*Calls mom at 3 a.m.* “Hey, mother. I don’t tell you enough, but I just wanted you to know you’re beautiful and I love you so much––seriously!!”
Drunk You usually get a great night’s sleep
Alcohol and a good night = sleeping like a baby
Drunk You makes the best memories
We can’t remember what happened last night, but we’ll never forget it!