Honestly, why worry about a spring break body when you can just eat cheese?
1. Carbs
2. Sweets
3. Cheese
4. Eating carbs, sweets, or cheese in front of anyone on a diet
5. Returning your gym membership and going shopping instead
6. Spending the week on your couch
Laughing at TV shows will give you abs, right?
7. Swimming in dolla dolla billz
8. Taking a good selfie
9. Six pack of beer > six pack abs
10. The attractive people on spring break
11. Traveling
(You can just contour yourself a six pack before you hit the beach.)
12. Sleeping
You can have a spring break body in your dreams. No sweat, no exercise required.
13. All you can eat buffets
Dessert buffets, Caribbean buffets, Chinese buffets, Indian buffets, Breakfast buffets, EVERYTHING.
14. Fruity drinks
(you know you like them too boys)
15. Getting fat and cuddling with bae
Bae likes you just the way you are, gut and all.
16. Spring break
Why stress over the perfect body when you get to see your friends and sleep all day?