Okay, so the jig is up! Us girls aren’t so perfect after all. In fact, we’ve got plenty to hide. We planned on taking our secrets to the grave (in true Pretty Little Liars fashion, of course!), but it’s about time we let the truth set us free! We’re still amazing little creatures, but there are a few secrets we collegiettes have filed away. Maybe we’re coming off of a truth serum high or we’re just plain crazy, but we’re revealing 14 secrets nearly every college woman has (sorry for letting the cat, or shall we say cats, out the bag!)
1. We already have our wedding planned
Isn’t that what Pinterest boards were made for?
2. And we’ve picked out the first and middle names for our three future kids
There’s nothing wrong with being prepared!
3. We’ve watched porn
Okay, maybe not as much as guys!
4. No shave November? We’ve been there, done that!
And we actually kind of like our extra fur during those cold months!
5. We still stalk our exes on social media
And his sister…and our ex BFF from ninth grade…and our current crush from chem lab.
6. It’s highly unlikely that we’re on our period
Sometimes we just really don’t want to sleep with you. #SorryNotSorry!
7.We’ve worn the same yoga pants three times this week
Ugh, we’re the president of that club, Lizzie!
8. We probably slept in last night’s makeup
#REALLYwokeuplikethis!
9. We can down a bottle of wine in less than an hour
What we do in our spare time is none of your business. K thanks, bye!
10. We practice our dance moves in the mirror when no one’s around
Miley isn’t the only member of the twerk team!
11. We sometimes have penis envy
Being able to stand and pee anywhere… One could only dream!
12. We got dressed and put on makeup just to reply to our crush on Snapchat
There’s no way we’re snapping with bed head!
13. We can’t help but practice our picture poses and pouty lips in a mirror before going out
You didn’t think we perfected that skinny arm overnight, did you?
14. And we CAN grow mustaches
But we will bleach, shave and pluck that furry member away if it’s the last thing we do!