Her Gay Best Friend

We need to talk.   I had the strangest case of déjà vu last week.  
Dear Her, We need to talk. In the past I've discouraged you from utilizing text message for anything important when it comes to your love life. I believe you finally kicked the habit when your autocomplete told your last boyfriend you'd be late meeting him because you were "pregnant with Sam and already feeling a little nauseous."
Dear Natalie Portman’s character in that movie with Ashton Kutcher or Mila Kunis’s character in what looks to be a very similar movie with Justin Timberlake, We need to talk.