A Little Secret Weapon

Lip Plumpers have this really wonderful reputation for being painful on your lips. I remember fondly the first time I saw a girl apply a lip plumper. We were rushing around her room, getting ready to go out, and she applied some plumper and let out a little yelp. I must have given her a look because she turned to me and said "lip plumper, ya know? the worst." Insightful words.

Ever since then I have avoided lip plumpers like the plague (plague of pain that is). But that was until I heard about Huge Lips Skinny Hips. What was this I wondered? It sounded like Angelina Jolie in a tube. I thought the name was cute but couldn't really figure out this "skinny hips" thing.

Curiosity got the best of me, which it often does, so I looked into the Huge Lips Skinny Hips lip plumper and acquired a tube of gloss. Before applying the plumper I noticed something on the tube that said: "packed with hoodia (that's right, girls, the appetite suppressant)" — hence the skinny hips part. So I thought: Yes! A lip gloss to apply RIGHT after I eat to prevent those post-meal cravings!! I was impressed but worried that the plumper was going to be extra painful because of all the benefits, but there was ZERO pain. So here I had something that was enhancing my lips, decreasing my hips, and causing me zero pain? I think I just found my new favorite lip gloss.

You can purchase the lip gloss HERE (check out my favorite color "No Panty Lines") for $25.