Last night’s winter premiere of Pretty Little Liars brought us ALL the feels. We were annoyed to see the Liars make every single misstep that brought them to this situation in the first place. We breathed a sigh of relief to see the moms made it safely out of the basement after all. We experienced sheer terror when that camera proved that yes, someone is always watching. We legitimately cried when Aria told it like it was during the hearing. But most of all, our hearts literally shattered when we were very abruptly faced with the fact that Spoby and Haleb apparently didn’t survive the five year time jump. Because we’re still having trouble coming to terms with this new development (and especially the hint that there’s something Spencer and Caleb aren’t telling us??), we’re taking a moment to list the reasons why Spoby and Haleb should NOT be messed with. If these power couples can’t make it, does true love even exist?
1. They’ve risked their lives for each other
Okay is it just us, or do you just NOT let go of someone like this, ever?
2. We’ve seen what it’s like when they’re not together
And NOBODY liked it.
3. They’re not afraid to show their true ~feelings~
Yeah. You get the idea.
4. Even their hugs make us feel things
That neck snuggle though!
5. They look at each other like this…
6. …and like this
7. They’re willing to go anywhere for each other
You should probably let Caleb join you on your fashionable travels, Hanna.
8. And the pain of being apart is just PALPABLE
We FELT this.
So, I. Marlene King, we need to talk. Let’s not do this because we desperately need Spoby and Haleb in our lives. Plus, Spaleb just doesn’t work.