Have we ever heard anything positive about The Bachelorette contestant Chad Johnson? The answer is no, and that’s not about to change anytime soon. Katy, a writer for The Privvy, came across Chad’s profile last year and had the good sense to screenshot it at the time. To everybody’s delight, she recently unearthed the gem and shared it for all the world to see. #Bless.
His Tinder bio reads basically exactly what we would’ve imagined: self-obsessed and straight up douchey. What we *really* want to know is if he managed to get a single woman to swipe right? Pretty sure we know the answer to that one, even though Chad is in denial:
Fine. You caught me. But we both know you swiped right#TinderWinner #TheBachelorette #NoLotterlyWin4U https://t.co/13jIkkVeNi
— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) July 10, 2016
What else can you expect from someone who loves himself—this much?
Just admit it.. I’m perfect and you love me
— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) July 11, 2016
Dear LA, if I move here, I promise to ride a sportbike. Shirtless. Everyday. UR welcome
— Chad Johnson (@realchadjohnson) July 12, 2016