Yes, there’s a baby bump but why won’t you catch us up, Kylie?
An insider from Us Weekly informs us of Kylie’s only wish, “She’s very happy about the pregnancy but she doesn’t want to share this with the world,” the source says. “Her not being out is strictly personal preference. She wants to keep this one aspect of her life private.”
We thought this would be a new year, new Kylie. We respect your privacy, Kylie, but at the same time we still have questions to be answered! Is this even for real? How far along are you? Do you know the gender? Whyyyyy won’t you tell us?!
Kylie’s proposed pregnancy has only led her to gaining more Instagram followers, as she announced on Twitter last month:
100 f*cking million on instagram ???? that’s a loooot of people lol. Wow wow ♥️
— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) December 11, 2017
Is this delicately fabricated pregnancy rumor all for more fame, likes, follows, comments, etc.? Or should I be taking your (unspoken) word as gospel, Kylie?
A devil’s advocate would ask, maybe her intentions are for the hopes of leading a gossip-less, happy life for her soon-to-be newborn? Or, maybe she is once and for all tired of the constant attention she receives on a daily basis? Unlike any of the other Kardashian children, Kylie’s baby might live a normal life because its mere existence is ambiguous to her followers in the “real” world.
On another note, Kylie’s distracting us from our baby concerns by slaying her entrepreneurship goals with Kylie Cosmetics. Her most recent posts on social media place her company in the spotlight, purposely neglecting any news regarding her potential baby. The Us Weekly insider supports Kylie’s efforts of keeping her baby’s news to herself saying, “She’s worked hard enough to do whatever she wants.”
Related: The Kardashians May Finally Announce Kylie’s Pregnancy in an Upcoming ‘KUWTK’ Episode
The craziest part about Keeping Up with the Kardashians is that Kylie isn’t alone in her pregnancy journey. Kim’s surrogate and Khole’s baby are also on-the-way. Did the Kardashian sisters plan this? If so, it’s a masterpiece.
All I have to say is as long as Kylie keeps her mouth shut about her baby, I guess I’ll keep quiet about my food baby, too.