Well, first off, we know what was going through everyone’s mind when Chad finally got the boot: THANK GOD. He was rude, violent, careless and just awful to literally every single person while he was on the show, including JoJo, the one he was trying to win over. So when he finally got sent home on last night’s episode of The Bachelorette, we were all relieved. Well, maybe not Chad. Below are all the thoughts probably going through Chad’s mind when JoJo left him roseless in the woods.
- Is this real right now?
- Is she seriously vibing this other guy?
- I am going to punch him so hard after this.
- Am I dreaming right now?
- How could anyone not want me? I mean, seriously, has she seen my muscles?
- Damn, I could use some meat right now.
- Ha, if they think I am actually leaving, then they are in for a treat.
- I don’t care if they have to drag me off this show—I am getting payback.
- What did I do to deserve this? Nothing. The answer is nothing.
- I am going to beat up all those other guys.
- My real estate career is probably over after this. But IDEC, I am going to get revenge.
- Well, at least she didn’t bring Evan on the two-on-one. Then I would have been really mad.
- It’s totally fine that I didn’t win. I don’t want JoJo anyway. She sucks.
- At least now I can be the next Bachelor.
- Don’t cry. I am a manly man; I don’t cry.
- Oh, look at my reflection in this beautiful lake. Wow, I look great.
- Wait, maybe she didn’t actually dump me. This must be a plot to draw in viewers.
- No one messes with the Chad bear.
- Ha, joke’s on you. I am never leaving.
- JoJo who? Must. Kill. All. Other. Attractive. Men.
- But really, though, I look so good right now.