Are you considering ending it with your current boy? Regretting breaking things off with your previous guy? Thinking your relationship is getting pretty weird? If so, check out Twitter this instant and you will see tons of reasons why you need a new boyfriend.
Trending right now on Twitter is #YouNeedaNewBoyfriend and the posts are great. They range from insightful 140 character nuggets of truth to hilarious tidbits that are probably way too much information for someone to be sharing with the Twitter world. As a single collegiette™ I hate to admit that I may be taking relationship advice from complete strangers and Twitter in general, but I am honestly reading some pretty good reasons why I need a new boyfriend!
My favorite tweets so far include:
- #YouNeedANewBoyfriend if y’all gettin y’all skinny jeans confused.
- #youneedanewboyfriend when he knows more @NICKIMINAJ lyrics than u do
- If he can’t be real with you #youneedanewboyfriend
- The sex is great but the relationship is horrid #YouNeedaNewBoyfriend
- IF HE DOESNT REALIZE HIS MISTAKES AND DOESNT TRY TO MAKE UP FOR THEM #YOUNEEDANEWBOYFRIEND
- #youneedanewboyfriend if he would rather be with his boys than spend time with you
- If he cheated on his ex w/ you. Then he’s just going to cheat on you. Fool #youneedanewboyfriend
- #youneedanewboyfriend if his actions dont match his words.
- If yo man cant cook,#YouNeedANewBoyfriend You need a man that can feed u
- #youneedanewboyfriend if he is 18 in the 9th grade
- #YouNeedANewBoyfriend if he cant afford a metrocard, i mean they only $2.50
- If he isnt gettin tested for HIV #youneedanewboyfriend
- If he puts you down #youneedanewboyfriend