Mike Mallazzo
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Bro Blog: Valentine's Day2/14/2013 |
Welcome to the Bro Blog! It's Valentine's Day. Read what our bros think about this lovely holiday. Looking for a specific blogger? Click on their names to navigate to their post! [pagebreak] |
Bro Blog: Do Nice Guys Really Finish Last?2/8/2013 |
Welcome to the Bro Blog! What's the deal with women's attraction to jerks? Do nice guys really finish last? The bro bloggers give you their answers! Looking for a specific blogger? Click on their names to navigate to their post! [pagebreak] |
Bro Blog: Winter Date Ideas2/2/2013 |
Welcome to the Bro Blog! With all the ice and snow, it's finally time to admit it's winter. But all the cold weather doesn't mean your heart can't be warm! Our bros give you some great winter date ideas. Check them all out and enjoy:) Looking for a specific blogger? Click on their names to navigate to their post! [pagebreak]
Dudes, trust me when I say that you don’t need to fret. I know Evanston winters are miserable and that it’s hard to find creative dates in this Midwestern tundra, but there are solutions. |
Bro Blog: Holidays with a Gal12/19/2012 |
Welcome to the Bro Blog! Our bros weigh in on a few of their favorite things, the holidays and girls. Check them all out and enjoy:) Looking for a specific blogger? Click on their names to navigate to their post! [pagebreak]
A very merry Christmas ladies (and gentlemen), Last week I came to you pumped up on holiday cheer to let you know what guys want from Christmas. This week, I’d like to begin with a shout-out to my male readers. I know you guys are out there. You might not admit that you read hercampus. In fact, you probably lock your bedroom door and close all windows just like you did when you hid from mom to watch porn in 8th grade. Well gentleman, I know you’re out there and likely just as confused as I am as to what to buy all of the female members of your clan. Well for all you manly men, I share this article which was written by the wisest man since the three wise men. Seriously guys, pumpkin spice lattes, hunter boots and seltzer. It really is that easy. |
What Bros Want For Christmas: The Bro Bloggers Gift Guide11/30/2012 |
Welcome to the Bro Blog! With the holidays approaching people everywhere are beginning to freak about what presents to get for the special people in their lives. Our bro bloggers tell you what gifts they, the ultimate bros, want from a lady! Check them all out and enjoy:) Looking for a specific blogger? Click on their names to navigate to their post! [pagebreak]
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Bro Blog: The Turkey Dump11/21/2012 |
Welcome to the Bro Blog! Thanksgiving brings delicious food, turkey-induced naps and often a breakup with that high school sweetheart. The bro blog weighs in on whether to dump that high school football captain. If you end up single (or are single already) Thanksgiving hook-ups come highly recommended by the bros. Check them all out and enjoy:) Looking for a specific blogger? Click on their names to navigate to their post! [pagebreak]
For all you freshmen who still have boyfriends or girlfriends from high school, Thanksgiving break is your first opportunity to decide your relationship’s fate. Hopefully by now you’ve talked about what you want from a long distance relationship, because if you haven’t, you’re making a mistake. Unless you both managed to end up at Northwestern, you need to talk about how college will affect things. Even if you are both at Northwestern, it’s still smart to communicate. College doesn’t make relationships easy. The people that have successful boyfriends and girlfriends are not the norm. They are the exception and as much as that may be difficult to hear, it’s true. I applaud anyone who has continued a relationship for longer than six months in college, because that is a true accomplishment. That is a relationship that means a great deal. Lots of blood, sweat, and tears go into those and distance makes the work that much harder. |
The Bro Blog on Hook-up Brags11/12/2012 |
Welcome to the Bro Blog! Hook-ups can be amazing and not so amazing...So what details is your hook-up dishing to his guy friends? And is he telling the whole truth? Our bros give you insight into hook-up brags. Check them all out and enjoy:) Looking for a specific blogger? Click on their names to navigate to their post! [pagebreak] Sorry for the radio silence ladies, I would like to begin by sending all of you my most sincere apologies. I know that you have come to depend on the bro blog for advice and I am most sorry that I left you alone for three weeks in this testosterone charged world. Anyway, I’m back and I promise that you all complete me and I therefore will never abandon you for this long again. Truly ladies, you had me at hello. |
Fifty Shades Of Reactions From The Bro Blog10/5/2012 |
Welcome to the Bro Blog! "Fifiy Shades of Grey" is the new literary trend. Women are the biggest consumer of Christian Grey's sultry allure and the men have something to say about that! Check them all out and enjoy:) Looking for a specific blogger? Click on their names to navigate to their post! [pagebreak] |
The Bro Blog Welcomes 20169/25/2012 |
Welcome lovely ladies of the Class of 2016 (and returning Collegiettes™), Welcome to Her Campus Northwestern, the publication that single-handedly brought sexy back after Justin Timberlake decided to give up his boy-band heartthrob status to become a crappy actor. Allow me to acquaint you with the bro blog. Over the next months and years, this blog will serve as the Wikipedia that takes you in to the mindset of the 18 to 22-year-old-male, giving you invaluable advice as to how bros think and how you can score any guy you want. This blog is here for you when you need someone to laugh with, a shoulder to cry on or a best friend to wingman for you. Think of me as your knight in shining digital armor. Our first topic this year is Wildcat Welcome which will undoubtedly be one of the most exciting weeks in your young lives. In the coming days our lovely friends in administration will tell you to join a capella groups and stay away from the devil’s liquid. They will also remind you that every 18-year-old male’s mind is somewhere south of his belly button and that if you aren’t careful, you’ll undoubtedly be the star of next season’s Teen Mom. But let’s be real. You’re not going to listen to them. You’re a cute and rebellious teenage girl that has finally been freed from the shackles of Daddy’s 11 P.M. curfew. You’re here to take some tequila shots, put on three-inch heels and strut your stuff in front of that cute guy on the soccer team. I don’t blame you. Jose Cuervo is one of my closest amigos and that guy on the soccer team has Ryan Gosling abs. But please, please be safe. None of my advice on how to have fun and impress the boys involves having your stomach pumped in the hospital or being carried home by your friends. Be smart, ladies. |
How To Dillo Like a Bro5/25/2012 |
Welcome to the Bro Blog! In light of our special Northwestern event tomorrow, the bloggers will be helping us learn how to Dillo like a bro. Check out what the boys have to say and enjoy:)
Looking for a specific blogger? Click on their names to navigate to their post!
[pagebreak] But do me one quick favor: don’t write me off just yet. I know I’m a freshman, but as a certified bro blogger, I have some say in how to have an awesome day of “dartying.” I know we don’t go to a state school, so here is a quick vocabulary lesson. Day + party = darty. Got it? Good. |
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