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10/1/2012 |
Text message. Letter. Email. Post-It note (I mean it happened to Carrie Bradshaw).
Let’s face it, if you’ve chosen one of the above methods or any other questionable form of break-up plans you should be, well, ashamed of yourself. I can’t say that break-ups aren’t always messy, but when in doubt never choose the above methods. Not only will you devastate the dumpee, but you will taint your reputation. If you even have an admirable one in the first place.
My friend, shall we call her Ella, recently, was dumped by her long-term boyfriend. Secretly, (not so much anymore) I can’t say I thought they were perfect together, but nonetheless they dated for a while. When he broke it off, it wasn’t the prettiest break-up I’ve ever witnessed. I know, I know, break-ups aren’t ideal, but we can only hope that our former significant other would have at least a smidge of respect left for us. Ella’s on the other hand, did not. He “played” her in a way that gave her a sense of hope for the relationship to pro-long in the future. Putting emphasis on the words, “you’re too good for me,” “I want you for the long haul,” “you’re the one I want to marry.” I mean get real. The guy was a smooth talker and he had her heart, literally rolling around in the palm of his hands; it was sickening. Gag me. |
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9/29/2012 |
I’d like to say that I have a good head on my shoulders, but who am I kidding? I barely know whether to hit cold or warm wash when I’m doing my laundry. How the hell am I supposed to survive senior year, the questionable job hunt, the toss-up of grad school, and keeping my love life sane and stable? I have serious heartburn when I ponder my life in 5-years yet in 8 months. I swear if one more person asks me, “What’s your plan after graduation?” I’m going to scream. I’m honestly more concerned with which bar has the better happy hour deals rather than the tiny studio apartment I’ll be (hopefully) residing in in NYC. Let’s just say I’m in denial that this is my final year as an undergraduate at the finest school in the nation (I’m biased, obviously for good reasons).
As a senior, I’ve grown more nostalgic as I’m walking across the Drillfield to my 3:30 class or watching the sunset at the Pylons. It’s truly the little things that I’ll miss the most. My goal for this year is to take in every memory, every building, and pretty much every inch of this campus and appreciate what makes us all Hokies. As a senior, I’ve made a bucket list that I’ve continued to add and scratch things off that I’ve completed. It’s the memorable moments like jumping during “Enter Sandman”, gazing at the stars on the Drillfield, singing your drunken heart out at TOTs karaoke on Tuesdays that will forever be etched in our minds. |
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5/4/2012 |
When the professor reads the syllabus on the first day of class, you hear two words that make your heart skip a beat, group project. Yes! You think to yourself, at least I won’t have to present a project to the class by myself. This project should be as easy as a piece of cheesecake from Owens.
Fast forward weeks into the semester.
Your group is in shambles. Your group “leader” is a Nazi. You can’t figure out how to use Microsoft Excel and you have a cough that’s comparable to a dying bear. Now the words group project make you want to hide in a corner till after the project’s due date.
I’m here to help. Or at least present ideas on how you can survive a group project without strangling your group members.
Procrastination Assassination
Trust me, when I say I’m the queen bee of procrastination. I’d say procrastination is my middle name, but it goes without saying. I mean it is on my birth certificate. My go-to line is “I mean I do work better under pressure. It’s more fun that way.” I’m here to tell you, that’s bullsh*t. I’m calling my own bluff. Before you’re sitting in the Empo at 4a.m. with two empty Red Bull’s on your desk, I’d suggest meeting a few days after you hear about the project. Don’t underestimate the amount of time you need to complete a huge paper or massive presentation, take things into your own hands and start the project early. I know, I know, it’s easier said than done, but at least give it a try.
The Adolf
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4/18/2012 |
Your Facebook profile has its own way of stereotyping you as a person. I get it, it’s Facebook, and how much can it exactly tell others about you? I mean Zuckerberg has given us the option of what we “like,” but is that really all that defines us on our page? I mean come on, we all have our own quirky ways of stereotyping every person’s page, status update, profile picture update, cover photo, need I say more? I’m talking about your friend who thinks it’s appropriate to post mirror shots in every new article of clothing; complete with a caption that seems to fish for compliments, ‘Cute new skirt! Looking kind of rough though.’ Yes, we are here to call you out.
Wait, you’re a cartoon?
You receive a Facebook friend request only to realize it’s Stewie from Family Guy. Uhhh…. I’m sorry, but if the majority of your pictures are NFL players dancing after a touchdown, anime characters, and/or a picture of someone other than yourself be prepared for a rejection. I mean if you need a picture of yourself I’d be happy to snap a Polaroid for you just lay off the cartoon glamour shots.
What it means: People might start dubbing you with “creepster” status if you don’t have pictures of yourself.
Living the dream…the high school dream.
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3/31/2012 |
Gorgeous spring days are here to stay and fall in Blacksburg isn’t too far away. Come to Lane Stadium and support our football team as they take on…ourselves? Yes, it’s that time of year; the spring game is upon us.
Tailgate and watch our boys kick off on Saturday, April 21 at 4p.m. Enjoy the weather and Hokie football.
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3/24/2012 |
The clocks have moved forward, the weather is warming up and we’re ready to toss aside our riding boots for a cute pair of wedges. Spring has sprung and we’re stoked to embrace this season’s biggest trends.
Floral
Spring doesn’t mean the only thing blooming are the tulips. Big, bold floral patterns are making their way onto the runway and our closets. Pair a floral dress with simple jewelry (ex: stud earrings) for the perfect springtime piece.
Anthropoligie; Verdant Slip Dress
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Neon
Neon colors have made quite an impression on the runway this season. Maybe the bright colors are a little too bright for your liking? Try accessorizing with a bright color like yellow. This messenger bag will give you an extra pop of color for a night out.
Forever 21; Chain Strap Crossbody
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Lip Stain
Tired of harsh matte lipstick? Stick with a lip stain for a natural color. Our favorite is Cover Girl’s Outlast Lipstain in Scarlet Pucker (perfect for all skin tones).
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3/1/2012 |
To me, watching the Oscars isn’t about the glory of winning a golden award, but rather the silhouettes that grace the red carpet. Being a fashionista isn’t about being the sexiest, the most sophisticated or the biggest trendsetter. Fashion is an art that expresses your own personality. Of course I have my own opinions on the dresses I found “double-take” worthy and I would like to congratulate these women on their WOW factor designs.
The Badass Bombshell
As if Angelina Jolie could look anything but flawless in whatever she wore. Dear lord, she could put on a torn tunic and look amazing. I love the daring slit (please give me your work out plan) and I think the color black is perfect for her badass persona. (Mrs. Smith, anyone?)
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Go Green
Viola Davis, you rocked it girl. That emerald Vera Wang dress was perfect on her skin tone. The embellished bodice hugged in all the right places and accentuated her slender figure. I’d say you looked “gorg” in green, Viola.
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2/25/2012 |
For all those who’ve been exposed to the original rap music of Jeedy, you know he’s a local celebrity. For those of you who haven’t, you’re in for a lyrical treat. Our Campus Celebrity’s smooth beats and witty lyrics have all the ladies (and guys!) swooning over him.
We’ve loved every minute of Jeedy’s tracks from his original lyrics to his new music videos. The popular “Get Em Hokies” has debuted as the most popular theme song at tailgates all over Blacksburg. Not to mention, his most recent single “Despite My Falls” is the perfect teaser for his newest mixtape [Despite My Falls]dropping March 13. Now shall we get a little up close and personal with our campus rapper, Jeedy?
Her Campus Virginia Tech: Can you tell us a little about how you started rapping?
Jeedy:I actually used to write lyrics back in high school as a freshman. Eventually, that progressed into free styling around friends once college rolled around. Sophomore year, I had some cash from my summer job laying around, so I bought a microphone and recording software. I guess I never looked back after that. It’s been almost 4 years in the making, but I’ve got a long way to go.
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2/20/2012 |
So you’re a Hokie. Now what?
Whether you’re picking out your dorm’s color scheme, Facebook stalking a potential roomie or figuring out how you’re going to hide alcohol from your RA, we’re here to help. Or at least keep you from looking like a freshman. If wearing a lanyard and a “What’s a Hokie…I am” T-shirt isn’t enough to reek freshman, then I don’t know what is. If I were you I’d print out this list and make sure you follow these rules to a tee. Consider this a “housewarming” gift from the Hokie Nation. You’re welcome.
· Dorm showers are disgusting: Wear shower shoes. Between stepping over used Band Aids and globs of hair, you won’t regret it.
· Accessorizing an outfit with a lanyard screams you’re a freshman: Never wear a lanyard around your neck or any other miscellaneous body part. If for some reason you come to college and think a lanyard becomes a “statement necklace” you’re wrong.
· “I’m going to buy a marker board so people can write me cute little messages.” Wrong. 9 times out of 10 you will receive artistic sketches of penises and other genitalia. We’re sorry to burst your bubble, but your dry erase marker will be stolen within a week and your cute bubble-lettered, “Katie & Jenny’s Room” will be changed to “Katie & Jenny’s Room Whore House.”
· Lovely Lofts: They’re not so lovely when your roommate finds you mangled in sheets, lying face first on the floor, hugging a handle of Burnetts. OK so maybe that was based off a true story. Coming from a former loft owner, get a bar on your loft that prevents you from falling off. You won’t regret it. |
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2/12/2012 |
Name: Robbie Wannenburg
Year: Junior
Major: English-Language, Literature and Culture
Relationship Status: Single
Her Campus Virginia Tech: If you could pick one word to describe your personality, what would you pick and why?
Robbie Wannenburg: Active, because I am always on the prowl for something thrilling and exciting!
HCVT: So we’ve heard you’re pretty athletic. What type of activities are you involved in at VT?
RW: I love sports. I competed on the Hokie D1 Wrestling team until the end of my sophomore season. Since retiring from wrestling, I joined the club waterpolo team for a semester and now I am a current member of the club cycling team. Recently, I’ve taken to camping and hiking with my dog, Jilly, in the beautiful Virginia mountains that we Hokies live in.
HCVT: What is your favorite thing about being on the cycling team?
RW: My favorite thing about being on the cycling team is that I can post an Email to the listserv advertising a “Night Time MTB Ride,” and there will always be people crazy enough to join me.
HCVT: All guys have a favorite celebrity vixen that they swoon over. Which celeb do you crush on and why?
RW: Snooki. Just kidding. I’d say Dara Torres because she’s a smokin’ hot Olympic swimmer and she’s twice my age! Yup, she’s a fox fo-sho.
HCVT: When it comes to wooing the ladies, what do you think is your best asset? |
