Haverfordians

More by Haverfordians

Overheard at Haverford: Week 4

4/24/2012

Here's what Fords had to say this week! Overhear something you think should make it in? E-mail us at overheard.hchaverford@gmail.com

“Miami vice is like police officers right?”
 
“I’d rather get pooped on by a bird than go to lift”
 
“Doesn’t tanning burn calories?”
 
“Whenever I tan I just get so hot.”
 
“There’s nothing that scares me more than adults in costume.”
 
“What? A party without desserts?!”
 
“Why do you have to be 18 to buy adult magazines but not to buy Cosmo? I guess because pictures tell a thousand words.”

“If I don’t break the seal I’m just going to pee myself.”

Overheard at Haverford: Week 3

4/11/2012

Here's what Fords had to say this week! Overhear something you think should make it in? E-mail us at overheard.hchaverford@gmail.com
 
“They’re like a pushup bra for your butt.”
 
“If a guy likes Nickelback it’s just a dealbreaker.”
 
“I’m going to party it up with the easter ham.”
 
“Kermit the frog just has so much charm and I don’t even know why. It might be something about his face.”
 
“Since we’re going to be on the meal plan next year, I’m going to post up in the D.C. like 24/7”
 
“I thought dubstep was a type of dance, like a double step.”
 
“I never remember that people can see me when I look at them.”

Overheard at Haverford: Week 2

4/4/2012

Here's what Fords had to say this week! Overhear something you think should make it in? E-mail us atoverheard.hchaverford@gmail.com

“You remind me so much of Ronald McDonald when you grow your hair out.”
 
“I’m kind of mad I don’t have a banana suit”
 
“He’s the Brad Pitt of the Asian world.”
 
“If I wasn’t dating him, I’d date him.”
 
“I wish pasta was a vegetable.”
 
“We only scramble when we’re drunk.”
 
“It was a really chatty party. It’s a problem.”
“Let’s just go to parties without mouths.”
 
“YouTube videos where you can learn the lyrics are the best kind of YouTube videos!"

Overheard at Haverford: Week 1

3/20/2012

Here's what Fords had to say this week! Overhear something you think should make it in? E-mail us at overheard.hchaverford@gmail.com

“My sister said have a good time in NOLA and I was like I don’t really want to spend that much time in the (Louis Armstrong) airport”
 
“When I wake up in the morning I’m excited because I can play Temple Run”
 
“I wish I had a twin. Two of me would be awesome”
 
“Skirts are so pointful”
 
“I used to wear men’s deodorant in senior year of high school because it smelled so good”
 
“Did I ever tell you about my flying incident? I tied trash bags to my arms and jumped off the swing set.”
 
“With my husband’s first paycheck I’m buying a pair of Jimmy Choos.”
 
“I’m just going to fill up my other lettuce wraps with my droppings.”
 
“Skirts are like dresses that are cut off at the waist.”
 
“I can only funnel alone, but I can’t do that because it’s a sign of alcoholism.”
 
“I would kill a baby not to work on the first day of spring at Rita’s.”