A Collegiette's Guide to Life
By in Dating & Hooking Up
8 hours 51 min ago
1. Because someone needs to apply sunscreen to that impossible spot in the middle of your back, and sacrificing UV protection would be irresponsible.
2. Because you just drank a pitcher of citrus sangria at a junior high reunion barbecue and you really need a designated driver right now.
3. Because the idea of a solo picnic is sad enough to make you want to smother yourself in that red and white checkered blanket.
4. Because someone needs to appreciate all of that tanning you’ve been up to lately.
5. Because someone also needs to ridicule the tan lines you have acquired with all that tanning...
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